I was going to spend today doing all those housey things on my list that really need done.
But.
I cannot be bothered.
I'm going to join a slimming club later, so that'll be today's contribution. I wish one of the items was "spend the day on the sofa reading" because I think that's going to be highly achievable.
Disclaimer: I have a very sore head and am in a stinky mood, it's not just laziness.
Thursday, 11 September 2008
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lazy hoor
Too lazy to even respond. that pretty much prove my point I think.
lazy hoor
*wins*
To respond "yes" would have been futile. I'm being lethargic, futile does not feature in my day.
You are not going to wind me up.
Oh no.
*totally wins*
*convinces Md's hairdresser to put it in a ponytail*
*sneaks up behind md*
*pulls it*
*like, totally dude, wins to infinity*
was wearing wig
*wins once more*
*is informed that md pays a hairdresser to cut a wig*
*doesnt even bother trying to win, just donats some money to an appropriate mental-health charity*
*wins even more, by doing so*
No response...
{tumbleweed tumbles by}
*basking in definitive victory*
cheating is beneath me. but obviously not you. I see the power of holding sway over your vast battalions of readers has gone to your head miss.
*climbs onto the moral high ground and wins yet again*
*holds t shirt over head as a complete cheat and guaranteed winner*
*goes for celebratory turnip*
telegram.
in hawaii celebrating win.... stop ..... dont bother replying as we dont have broadband here on the beach.... stop ....... its merely enough to know that I have won definitively and that we are both agreed on that... message ends
*quafs champagne from one of those posh glasses*
*relieved to have got the old git out of the way*
*whistles happily*
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