Thursday, 11 September 2008

Lethargy

I was going to spend today doing all those housey things on my list that really need done.
But.

I cannot be bothered.

I'm going to join a slimming club later, so that'll be today's contribution. I wish one of the items was "spend the day on the sofa reading" because I think that's going to be highly achievable.

Disclaimer: I have a very sore head and am in a stinky mood, it's not just laziness.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

lazy hoor

Anonymous said...

Too lazy to even respond. that pretty much prove my point I think.

lazy hoor

*wins*

MD said...

To respond "yes" would have been futile. I'm being lethargic, futile does not feature in my day.

You are not going to wind me up.

Oh no.

*totally wins*

Anonymous said...

*convinces Md's hairdresser to put it in a ponytail*

*sneaks up behind md*

*pulls it*

*like, totally dude, wins to infinity*

MD said...

was wearing wig

*wins once more*

Anonymous said...

*is informed that md pays a hairdresser to cut a wig*

*doesnt even bother trying to win, just donats some money to an appropriate mental-health charity*

*wins even more, by doing so*

MD said...

No response...

{tumbleweed tumbles by}

*basking in definitive victory*

Anonymous said...

cheating is beneath me. but obviously not you. I see the power of holding sway over your vast battalions of readers has gone to your head miss.

*climbs onto the moral high ground and wins yet again*

MD said...

*holds t shirt over head as a complete cheat and guaranteed winner*

*goes for celebratory turnip*

Anonymous said...

telegram.

in hawaii celebrating win.... stop ..... dont bother replying as we dont have broadband here on the beach.... stop ....... its merely enough to know that I have won definitively and that we are both agreed on that... message ends

*quafs champagne from one of those posh glasses*

MD said...

*relieved to have got the old git out of the way*

*whistles happily*